One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.
-
Melvin Helitzer
I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.
-
Yogi Berra
I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
-
Jack Benny
I explained to him I had simple tastes and didn't want anything ostentatious no matter what it costs.
-
Art Buchwald
I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion I think it must be gratitude.
-
Benjamin Disraeli
More Quotes By Art Buchwald
Dinner is not what you do in the evening before something else. Dinner is the evening.
The best things in life aren't things.
Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the only time we have.
We seem to be going through a period of nostalgia, and everyone seems to think yesterday was better than today. I don't think it was, and I would advise you not to wait ten years before admitting today was great. If you're hung up on...
And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which...
